Chris loves Selena. Chris wants a Selena tattoo. Michael offers to pay for tattoo. Chris meets tattoo artist. Chris no longer wants the tattoo.

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What happens when you put Chris Sapphire, Eric Star, and Michael Zavala in Hollywood for a few days? Madness, that’s what. Eric and Michael recount their adventures and play clips from their audio journal. Listen to what happens in the player above. Next stop: Vegas.