Matt Rivera calls the show to talk about his second annual Chuck E. Cheese convention in Dallas. For tickets check out ShowbizPizza.com.

Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.