Master storyteller, Bobby Hickey, recounts the events of his epic vacation. It’s almost as if you were right there with him as you listen to his beautifully crafted tale. Using his amazing ability with the English language, Bobby paints a mental image better than anyone in spoken word history. You’ve never heard a vacation adventure quite like this. You’re sure to be entertained by the clip above and someday, you might even pass this story down to your own children.

We cannot guarantee that you can listen to this story with a dry eye. You have been warned.

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The Walking Dead‘s favorite king, King Ezekiel, calls the show. He’s talking about voicing Cyborg, being recognized in public, and even his thoughts on the king’s future. Listen to the full interview in the player above.