Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.

Michael attempts to score a pair of KFC’s sweet new kicks.

After a month long stay in Nicaragua, Sara returns to the show and tells us all about it. Then, she reveals some interesting family details. Listen to the clip above to find out what it is.