Chris hears his moan played back for the first time.

Bobby creates a bracket of girls from the show (past and present) and asks Michael to narrow it down to the person he would have to marry. Divorce is not an option. Find out who out of the five girls (Nadia, Jessica, Crissy, Jessi, and Cat) Michael picked.

So you think YOU had it rough? If you want to feel a little better about your terrible date, check out these stories from Sara, Bobby, Eric, and Michael. You might have a little more pep in your step for that long Walk of Shame. When you finally get home, take a shower and a nap, then pick yourself back up and get back out there and try again (And by “get out there” we mean back on Tinder or Grinder, which ever you prefer).