Need to catch up on HBO’s Game of Thrones? Well, you’re in luck! Jaime the Tattoo Guy explains GoT in under five minutes! Yes, that’s right. He beautifully condenses the shows’ 7 seasons in 5 minutes. Want to know the best part? No spoilers! Check it out in the player above.

Did you run into Alexis on Saint Patty’s Day? Chances are you saw her walking up and down the streets at the Saint Patrick’s Parade in Dallas. If she did come up to you, she probably told you she was with TMZ and was doing a piece on Dallas. Don’t worry, she was drunk too. Take a listen to her adventure in the clip above.

Jaime delivers a touching eulogy to the short-lived streaming service, Quibi.