Master storyteller, Bobby Hickey, recounts the events of his epic vacation. It’s almost as if you were right there with him as you listen to his beautifully crafted tale. Using his amazing ability with the English language, Bobby paints a mental image better than anyone in spoken word history. You’ve never heard a vacation adventure quite like this. You’re sure to be entertained by the clip above and someday, you might even pass this story down to your own children.

We cannot guarantee that you can listen to this story with a dry eye. You have been warned.

Here it is! Your official MZNOW Batman V Superman review is here! Three weeks after the movie has been released of course, but as they say, better late than never…right? Also, there are no SPOILERS. So check out the review above, watch the movie, and tell us what you think. We give it a 6 out of 10. What about you?

Did you run into Alexis on Saint Patty’s Day? Chances are you saw her walking up and down the streets at the Saint Patrick’s Parade in Dallas. If she did come up to you, she probably told you she was with TMZ and was doing a piece on Dallas. Don’t worry, she was drunk too. Take a listen to her adventure in the clip above.

Well, it’s true what they say…you never know unless you try. Chris tried to join the millions of Americans in the workforce but only made it two months. At least he gave it a shot, right? Chris talks about his horrible eight weeks and the reason why he quit in the clip above. Check it out!

Our very own, Jaime the Tattoo Guy, had his FIRST celebrity interview. It turned out to be Giancarlo Esposito from Breaking Bad and Revolution. How did he do? Find out for yourself by listening to the clip above.

A show regular had a surprise wedding last week and you’ll never guess who it is! Well, maybe you will. If you said Alexis, you would be correct. She and her now husband went before a Justice of the Peace to say “I Do” for life…or at least for right now. Find out all the details in the clip above.

So you think YOU had it rough? If you want to feel a little better about your terrible date, check out these stories from Sara, Bobby, Eric, and Michael. You might have a little more pep in your step for that long Walk of Shame. When you finally get home, take a shower and a nap, then pick yourself back up and get back out there and try again (And by “get out there” we mean back on Tinder or Grinder, which ever you prefer).