The Walking Dead returns for it’s seventh season on October 23rd. Our very own, Jaime the Tattoo Guy has seen every episode. He also happens to be terrible with names. So we decided to see how well he knows the names of the shows most popular characters. See how well he did in the clip above.

Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.