Did you run into Alexis on Saint Patty’s Day? Chances are you saw her walking up and down the streets at the Saint Patrick’s Parade in Dallas. If she did come up to you, she probably told you she was with TMZ and was doing a piece on Dallas. Don’t worry, she was drunk too. Take a listen to her adventure in the clip above.

David has always wanted to try his hand at stand up comedy, so Michael is helping him do it. David calls the show to introduce himself and talk about what he is wanting to do. Make sure to check back for updates on David’s journey to the stage.

Jaime gives a very touching Verne Troyer eulogy.