Miss Tex calls the show to talk about what she is doing now that the State Fair of Texas is canceled this year.

NYC released their Nuke Attack guide PSA – and it seems to be anything but helpful.

Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.