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I quit the Matrix and you can too.
In this episode, I tell you what they don’t want you to know about escaping the Matrix, I answer some fan mail, and introduce a new segment called, The Sheeple’s Court!
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Best of MZ – 9.3.24
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Michael talks about going to the bathroom for the first time since his accident (2018). Then later, Mark and Michael head to Clark’s Court over the Snyder cut! (2020). Plus, Chris Sapphire quits his job after only two months. (2006)
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7.3.18
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Eric calls out Michael for hijacking an idea from Spider the DJ. Then later, Lola B gets some post Father’s Day inspiration from a unique individual. Plus, Michael reviews the new movie, Tag.
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When Your Uber Driver Lets the Car Drive Itself – October 28, 2025
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Michael Zavala recounts his wild ride in Las Vegas with an Uber driver who lets the Tesla handle the trip while he kicks back.
Meanwhile, Shawn takes her first Waymo in Austin, AI Clark is back and sassier than ever, and Shawn shares Halloween facts you probably didn’t know.
Plus, why Michael might be banned from Prince Street Pizza, the great caramel empanada conspiracy, and the overpriced world of cat dentistry.
00:00 – Why Prince Street Pizza Might Ban Michael
05:46 – AI Clark Is Back and More Savage Than Ever
09:13 – Shawn Rides in a Self-Driving Car for the First Time
11:18 – My Uber Driver Let Tesla Do All the Driving
18:48 – Taco Bell’s Caramel Apple Empanada Conspiracy
23:21 – Why the Texas State Fair Was a Total Letdown
28:48 – Jim Carrey as George Jetson?! Here’s What We Know
34:26 – Halloween Fun Facts You’ve Probably Never Heard
