We showed up to the Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiere at the historic Texas Theater to talk to the people waiting in line and…protest the movie? Michael showed up in a Star Trek command uniform and “protested” the movies space violence. Listen to the clip above and remember, #alienlivesmatter.

So you think YOU had it rough? If you want to feel a little better about your terrible date, check out these stories from Sara, Bobby, Eric, and Michael. You might have a little more pep in your step for that long Walk of Shame. When you finally get home, take a shower and a nap, then pick yourself back up and get back out there and try again (And by “get out there” we mean back on Tinder or Grinder, which ever you prefer).