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Michael, Eric, Clark and the crew play a new game called “Rate the Rage,” where they rank how mad different Dallas situations make them — from downtown parking and Deep Ellum nightlife to student driver stickers and people who say they live in Dallas but actually live 45 minutes away.

Plus, Michael tells a wild story about a dinner in LA where the bill showed up and things got very awkward.

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Back from the holiday break and Clark’s financial situation is becoming a real problem. Between mysteriously losing (and finding) Apple TVs, paying too much for downtown Dallas living, and making questionable money decisions, it’s clear someone needs to call in the TikTok finance guy for an intervention. The crew debates whether Clark should reach out to Caleb Hammer, Suze Orman, or just move into his car for a bit.

MZ also hands out awards for his favorite things of 2025. Best restaurant, best podcast, best creators, and best TV show all get recognized. Plus Universal Studios Fanfest gets scrutinized for their Scooby-Doo and Universal Monsters lineup. Is it even worth the trip?

Welcome to 2026! Shorter episodes, more often. New format starts now.

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Christmas ain’t over yet! The ghost of Christmas past is here to share some of the best MZ Holiday moments. Relive the magic of the first White Elephant gift exchange from 2006. Then, what would it be like if Bobby Hickey was never born? Find out from this great 2015 Holiday classic. Then later, the show delivers gifts to a family in need during our 2009 Christmas Wishlist. Stick around for a bonus Christmas clip at the end!