Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.

The show reviews a list of the Worst Summer Movies of 2017 according to Rotten Tomatoes. Did your favorite make the list?