Master storyteller, Bobby Hickey, recounts the events of his epic vacation. It’s almost as if you were right there with him as you listen to his beautifully crafted tale. Using his amazing ability with the English language, Bobby paints a mental image better than anyone in spoken word history. You’ve never heard a vacation adventure quite like this. You’re sure to be entertained by the clip above and someday, you might even pass this story down to your own children.

We cannot guarantee that you can listen to this story with a dry eye. You have been warned.

Here it is! Your official MZNOW Batman V Superman review is here! Three weeks after the movie has been released of course, but as they say, better late than never…right? Also, there are no SPOILERS. So check out the review above, watch the movie, and tell us what you think. We give it a 6 out of 10. What about you?

A fan favorite feature returns! This time, Eric Star comes in hot with his very own Gay Rant! Moral of the story: Don’t steal Eric’s drink. Listen to his rant in the clip above.