Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.

Michael tells the origin story of the show mascot, Douche Duck.

As Jade Helm 15 is underway, Patriot and Youtuber, Chris Martin, gives us a look at what is really going on at his local Sam’s Club. As a former comedian once said, “The proof is in the puddin'”