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Michael, Eric, Clark and the crew play a new game called “Rate the Rage,” where they rank how mad different Dallas situations make them — from downtown parking and Deep Ellum nightlife to student driver stickers and people who say they live in Dallas but actually live 45 minutes away.

Plus, Michael tells a wild story about a dinner in LA where the bill showed up and things got very awkward.

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Michael debates a risky new plan to cover the 60th anniversary Star Trek convention in Las Vegas after discovering single-day tickets might not exist—forcing the crew to consider everything.

Later, the show dives into the internet conspiracy surrounding Jim Carrey’s recent appearance, with the crew debating whether it’s just Botox, a publicity stunt, or something stranger.

Plus, the crew talks about a possible trip to the Short Circuit 40th anniversary event in Astoria, Oregon, Michael pitches a wild idea involving William Shatner, and the conversation spirals into the most ridiculous question of the episode: what’s the best way to die?

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It’s Friday!

Clark might have a warrant, Bri might have gone on a date with a vampire, and Michael questions whether working out actually makes you die sooner after the news about Chuck Norris.

Plus, the Afroman court case, autonomous cars taking over Dallas and Austin, and why Waymo might be better than human drivers.

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Michael finally gets his hands dirty — literally — working on the Knight Rider car in hopes of luring Bobby Lee onto the show.

It’s also time for Michael’s Annual Summer Watch List, where he runs down the shows graduating to your queue this season.

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Michael flies to Austin on a whim to catch a writer’s panel with Ray Romano and Phil Rosenthal, then spends 30 minutes walking the same block hoping to “accidentally” run into them.

Plus, the crew debates morning vs. night showers, Eric wants a season pass to the new Universal Kids park in Frisco, and butterbeer finally gets the respect it deserves.

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Michael does Disney World for the first time and quickly realizes he had no idea what he was getting into.

Universal vs. Disney — which one actually delivers the better experience?

Plus, the guys start plotting their upcoming LA trip, including something at Warner Bros. that might be worth the $300 price tag.