Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.

How well do you know your classic TV themes? Can you guess the song even though it is being hummed by Jaime the Tattoo Guy? See how well you do!