Michael knows nothing about football, let alone FANTASY football. However, he considers his lack of knowledge a strength and gives you his “can’t lose” picks for your next draft. Good luck and go [insert team name here].

That’s right! We’re playing another round of Does This Make You Feel Old?…and this time the theme is: Influencers. Does our average American young person know all ten names on our list? Which member of the show will be crowned the winner? Listen to the clip to find out! Then, listen to the full show to hear how our “average American” tried to turn the tables on Michael.

Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.