Did you run into Alexis on Saint Patty’s Day? Chances are you saw her walking up and down the streets at the Saint Patrick’s Parade in Dallas. If she did come up to you, she probably told you she was with TMZ and was doing a piece on Dallas. Don’t worry, she was drunk too. Take a listen to her adventure in the clip above.

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