The man of “half a dozen voices or so”, Ron Holiday, is in studio impersonating Michael Zavala, Bruce Willis, and more.

Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.

Michael talks about the time he watched DMX with Macaulay Culkin.