Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.

The man of “half a dozen voices or so”, Ron Holiday, is in studio impersonating Michael Zavala, Bruce Willis, and more.