Find out who is the scariest Halloween villain according to the show.

The show welcomes, up-and-coming comedian, Harry the Cable Guy. He’s making show history by being the first comic to perform a set (a small set) on the show. However, his material wasn’t exactly what the show was expecting. Check out his segment in the player above.

Big Tex, the mascot for the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, has had many changes over the years. However, Michael says that it’s not enough. He’s asking for a more progressive, Big Tex. Maybe even a transgendered, Miss Tex? Check out the clip above to see what it could be like.