Chris loves Selena. Chris wants a Selena tattoo. Michael offers to pay for tattoo. Chris meets tattoo artist. Chris no longer wants the tattoo.

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Chris was interviewed by Fox 4 news in Dallas last week about the rising crime in the gay area. He said he gave them interview GOLD but they only used the boring stuff. He knew could have been then next Sweet Brown viral sensation! Listen to the clip above to hear him talk about the whole experience.

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An old COPS clip resurfaced recently and it’s too good NOT to revisit.