Chris and Douche Duck went out to celebrate DD’s one year anniversary. Listen to the advice people gave him:

Need to catch up on HBO’s Game of Thrones? Well, you’re in luck! Jaime the Tattoo Guy explains GoT in under five minutes! Yes, that’s right. He beautifully condenses the shows’ 7 seasons in 5 minutes. Want to know the best part? No spoilers! Check it out in the player above.